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When the villagers built the wall to keep King Kong on his side of the island, why did they put in such a big door?
— Leslie Halliwell
If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his centre parting is always so perfect
— Karl Pilkington
Can an orphan eat at a family restaurant?
— Anonymous
Why do Betty Rubble's eyes have whites but not Wilma's?
— Kibo
If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?
— Kenny Krohn, 1973
If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
— Lonnie Donegan
Remember Wonder Woman's invisible plane? How did she find it?
— Anonymous
In the event of hermaphroditic autoinsemination, would it be correct to say "he got herself pregnant?"
— Me
If you lived at the center of the sun would your prefer Coke or Pepsi?
— A visitor to these pages
If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world?
— Richard M. Nixon
What color is an orange?
— Kibo
If storks deliver human babies, where do stork babies come from?
— Ted Oliverio
America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
— Allen Ginsberg
Why A duck?
— Chico Marx
What's the capitol of South Dakota?
— Groucho Marx
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
— Yossarian
What was Bill Gates thinking when he designed Windows so that every Windows program is not only allowed but expected to re-write the most critical configuration files on your computer without telling you what it's done?
— Dr. Bob
Mommy, when deer poop in the woods, do they squint?
— Amy, age 6
Didn't Milk Duds used to have a wrinkled skin?
— Dr. Bob
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
— Shirley
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
— Steven Wright

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