Infrequently Asked Questions
When the villagers built the wall to keep King Kong on his side of the island, why did
they put in such a big door?
If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his centre parting is always so perfect
Can an orphan eat at a family restaurant?
Why do Betty Rubble's eyes have whites but not Wilma's?
If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?
If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
Remember Wonder Woman's invisible plane? How did she find it?
In the event of hermaphroditic autoinsemination, would it be correct to say "he got
herself pregnant?"
If you lived at the center of the sun would your prefer Coke or Pepsi?
If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in
the world?
What color is an orange?
If storks deliver human babies, where do stork babies come from?
America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
Why A duck?
What's the capitol of South Dakota?
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
What was Bill Gates thinking when he designed Windows so that every Windows program is
not only allowed but expected to re-write the most critical configuration files on your
computer without telling you what it's done?
Mommy, when deer poop in the woods, do they squint?
Didn't Milk Duds used to have a wrinkled skin?
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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